Anything in life worth doing is worth overdoing.

Been around the world twice.
Talked to everyone once.

Seen two whales fuck,
been to three world faires.
And I even know a man in Thailand with a wooden cock.

I pushed more peeter,
more sweeter
and more completer
than any other peter pusher around.

I’m a hard bodied,
hairy chested,
rootin’ tootin’ shootin’,
parachutin’
demolition double cap
crimpin’ frogman.

There ain’t nothin’ I can’t do.
No sky too high,
no sea too rough,
no muff too tough.

Been a lot of lessons in my life.
Never shoot a large caliber man with a small caliber bullet.

Drove all kinds of trucks.
2by’s,
4by’s ,
6by’s and those big mother fuckers that bend and go ‘Shhh Shhh’ when you step on the brakes.

Anything in life worth doing is worth overdoing.
Moderation is for cowards.

I’m a lover,
I’m a fighter,
I’m a UDT Navy SEAL diver.

I’ll wine,
dine,
intertwine,
and sneak out the back door when the refueling is done.

So if you’re feeling froggy,
then you better jump,
because this frogman’s been there, done that and is going back for more.

Cheers boys.
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Frogman’s Ballad.